tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

horcrux-of-the-daleks:

nahshaw:

i hope one day you find somebody who loves you and accepts you no matter how flawed you are just like you do with your favorite fictional character. i hope one day you find somebody who treats you as if you were their favorite fictional character

that is the sweetest thing i have ever read

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

badonkindoughnuts:

My contribution to the Tolkien fandom in this time of movie title changes, some alternative titles for the last Hobbit movie

shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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lifegoeson-sojustsmile:

I don’t care what you say cuz we cute af

We are the cutest

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

andrewscottt:

Andrew Scott & Benedict Cumberbatch at the Bright Young Things Gala.

andrewscottt:

Andrew Scott & Benedict Cumberbatch at the Bright Young Things Gala.